From a random email I received:
- My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.
- CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
- A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
- I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
- If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
- McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
- Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
- My cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
- A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
- A picture is now only worth 200 words.
- When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
- The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
- I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
Did you ever wonder where the animal stars of popular TV series ended up? Here is one answer. “The adventures of Black Beauty” is an (old) British TV series, and I recently learned how Black Beauty, the leading stallion (horse), ended up. The photo below tells it all.
One more reason for the British to hate the Germans, I guess.
Yay, I now have data to compare the responsiveness of three major social security administrations. Here is the purely anecdotal comparison:
Seriously, today I received the first response to a letter I sent to the US SSA on May 30, 2009. The only explanation I have is that they never got the letter and actually responded to later resends. If they only got the third attempt, they’ll have processed the request within two months, which won’t be too bad.
There used to be two ways. The first was to drive to the end of the road at Sandy Grounds, where Iva, the diver, lived. He was in the business of diving for, cooking, cleaning out, and polishing up conch shells (queen helmet, specifically). Alas, he died on May 2nd. Sammy, his son, did not take over the business. So now there is only one option. That’s Cake and his shack opposite the Viceroy. Unfortunately, Cake was still working on the one shell he had hoped to sell me—the flesh hadn’t come out yet. So, no shells for me. But I’ll be back.
To get started on the right foot, here a positive experience: I think I finally fixed my cell phone problems when travelling to the U.S.
Like many who don’t live in the U.S. I want to use a prepaid U.S. SIM card when traveling in the U.S. to keep phone charges in check. Like many more, I also want data service, not just phone service. For a long time, this combination was impossible without getting locked in into monthly contracts. However, earlier this year I was able to fix this problem on my last day of my last visit to the U.S.
I use a prepaid T-Mobile SIM card. A couple of months back they finally allowed for data on that SIM card and the matching prepaid plans. Very happy me. Alas, once in a while my travel plans didn’t work out as planned and so I missed the window in which to renew the prepaid plan and hence the card would get cancelled. Not so happy me. I just don’t want another to-track item in my calendar. Fortunately, a while back, I also noticed that automatic payments to that SIM card from a U.S. bank account will keep renewing the SIM card. So now I set these payments to minimum monthly payments ($10) and won’t have to worry again. Ever. I hope. Except that AT&T bought T-Mobile. Oh well.
If you wonder what’s the difference between a monthly plan and my solution: My payments keep piling up, include voice and data, and are at the minimum possible. Given that I barely use voice but mostly data, this is plenty for me.
I’ve been blogging since 1995 but stopped personal blogging a couple of years ago to focus on my professional blog at http://dirkriehle.com. I never really fully sobered up from personal blogging but have been using Twitter as a replacement. But the tweet limit is not helpful for longer posts and so I’ve decided to restart my personal blog here. I won’t be blogging all too frequently, mostly I expect to be complaining about my Internet provider Kabel Deutschland, something like Europe’s Comcast (only worse, if you can imagine). I do hope to get the occasional positive blog entry in, though :-)